Script
The Intern
https://youtu.be/sJfZhfY8L4s?t=43
Freud said, "Love and work. Work and love. "That's all there is."
Well, I'm retired, and my wife is dead.
As you can imagine, that's given me some time on my hands.
My wife's been gone for three and a half years.
I miss her in every way. And retirement?
That is an ongoing, relentless effort in creativity.
At first, I admit I enjoyed the novelty of it. Sort of felt like I was playing hooky.
I used all the I'd saved and traveled the globe.
I realized the key to this whole deal was to keep moving.
Get up, get out of the house, and go somewhere. Anywhere.
Come rain or shine, I'm at my Starbucks by 7:15.
- Excuse me, mind if we join you here?
Can't explain it, but it makes me feel part of something.
-These guys today, they're not numbers guys.
-Don't talk figures with them.
How do I spend the rest of my days? You name it. Golf, books, movies, pinochle.
Tried yoga, learned to cook, bought some plants, took classes in Mandarin.
Xiang xin wo, wo shen me dou shiguo le. Translation, "Believe me, I've tried everything."
And then, of course, there are the funerals.
So many more than I could imagine.
The only traveling I do these days is out to San Diego to visit my son and his family.
They're great. I love 'em to pieces.
But to be honest, I think I probably relied on them way more than I should.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not an unhappy person.
I just know there's a hole in my life, and I need to fill it. Soon.
Ben, I thought that was you. Hi.
I think an Internet place is looking for senior interns.
AboutTheFit.com, isn't that the Outfit that Was...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They bought one of those old factories in Red Hook.
My daughter says they sell clothes on the Internet. How that works, I have no idea.
Well, you have to upload the application.
That could be challenging. Listen to this, "Cover letters are so old-fashioned.
Show us who you are with a cover-letter video.
Upload your video to YouTube or Vimeo using .mov, .avi, or a .mpg file.
We look forward to meeting you." Well, I guess that's meeting me.
I swear I don't even know what language that was. What are you doing tonight, Ben?
A frozen lasagna?
I could make a little salad, turn it into a dinner for two, like we did that time and never did again. You know that was over five months ago?
Oh, yeah. No, no, we gotta do that again, for sure, but okay if we take a rain check?
You're awful cute, you know that?
No, I didn't.
Well, it's true, you are. So I'll see you. Don't take too long, doll. You're not getting any younger.
I know, I know, I know.
All right.
So here I am, applying to be one of your interns because the more I think about this idea, the more tremendous I think it is. I love the idea of having a place I can go every day.
I want the connection, the excitement. I wanna be challenged, and I guess I might even wanna be needed.
The tech stuff might take a bit to figure out.
I had to call my 9-year-old grandson just to find out what a USB connector was.
But I'll get there. Eager to learn. Also, I want you to know I've been a company man all my life.
I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy, and I'm good in a crisis. And I love that you're right here in Brooklyn.
I've lived here all my life, and lately I feel I may not be hip enough to live in Brooklyn, so this could help with that, too. I read once, musicians don't retire.
They stop when there's no more music in them. Well, I still have music in me, absolutely positive about that.
- Good news, I found a size eight in navy.
- No, you are right. That package should have arrived by now.
Let me track that for you.
- Yep, these pants are awesome if you have hips. Super slimming.
Okay, let me just review this with you.
You have six bridesmaids. You ordered six of the silk chiffon Antoinette dresses in pink.
The wedding is in three days, and the dresses just arrived all in charcoal gray, which we don't even sell, so that is a bit of a mystery.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do about this. I am gonna call the vendor and have this fixed today.
I will personally see the dresses before they are Fed Exed, and I promise you they will be at your front door by 9:00 a.m. Friday, okay? You know what, let me give you my cell just in case, 718-555-0199.
Oh, thank you so much for your patience, and I am gonna refund you back all your money. it's the... Yes. Okay, hey, you check this one off your list, okay?
This is done. And, Rachel, have a great wedding.
Oh, my God, how did that happen?
I know, I know, I'm late for something.
Yeah, everything.
You see why I take customer service calls?
I mean, it's so good. You learn so much. Okay, what's up? What am I doing?
Okay, Cameron was waiting for you, but had another meeting.
He said he'll be back at 2:00. Um, everyone needs you to sign off on tomorrow's homepage.
And your 11:00 is in the big conference room. So is your 11:10.
Finance needs you, and I guess you e-mailed a bunch of people at 4:00 a.m. about something?
Oh, good, I forgot about that.
I want to figure out a way for friends to shop together online.
Make it less of an alone thing. E-mail me that idea, will you?
Yeah, I like that. Um, is now a good time to call your mom back?
Dude, I'm on a bike.
- Happy birthday!
Oh! Oh, what a mess- This is the middle of the office. Don't do... Don't put that--
Hi. I'm Ben Whittaker. I received an e-mail about an interview for the senior intern program.
- Hey, Ben. How's it goin'?
It's going good, real good. Thank you.
-Excellent. Take a seat around the corner, and someone from talent acquisition will come get you.
Thank you. "Talent acquisition"?
Okay, you guys have to remember; the homepage has to read in a glance.
Also, you have to get back like this if you wanna see what it looks like if you're, like, over 35.
Okay, so I can't read anything, but if I could, what do you want me to see?
"Five Girls, One Shirt" or "Check Out The Fit"?
Well, both, but what I really want you to see is the shirt worn by five different body types.
Okay, then you gotta make me see that. Try making the photo grid bigger. I love that five.
Can we make it more graphic? Yeah, that's cool. Maybe hero the girl in the red shirt.
Freud said, "Love and work. Work and love. "That's all there is."
Well, I'm retired, and my wife is dead.
As you can imagine, that's given me some time on my hands.
My wife's been gone for three and a half years.
I miss her in every way. And retirement?
That is an ongoing, relentless effort in creativity.
At first, I admit I enjoyed the novelty of it. Sort of felt like I was playing hooky.
I used all the I'd saved and traveled the globe.
I realized the key to this whole deal was to keep moving.
Get up, get out of the house, and go somewhere. Anywhere.
Come rain or shine, I'm at my Starbucks by 7:15.
- Excuse me, mind if we join you here?
Can't explain it, but it makes me feel part of something.
-These guys today, they're not numbers guys.
-Don't talk figures with them.
How do I spend the rest of my days? You name it. Golf, books, movies, pinochle.
Tried yoga, learned to cook, bought some plants, took classes in Mandarin.
Xiang xin wo, wo shen me dou shiguo le. Translation, "Believe me, I've tried everything."
And then, of course, there are the funerals.
So many more than I could imagine.
The only traveling I do these days is out to San Diego to visit my son and his family.
They're great. I love 'em to pieces.
But to be honest, I think I probably relied on them way more than I should.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not an unhappy person.
I just know there's a hole in my life, and I need to fill it. Soon.
Ben, I thought that was you. Hi.
I think an Internet place is looking for senior interns.
AboutTheFit.com, isn't that the Outfit that Was...
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They bought one of those old factories in Red Hook.
My daughter says they sell clothes on the Internet. How that works, I have no idea.
Well, you have to upload the application.
That could be challenging. Listen to this, "Cover letters are so old-fashioned.
Show us who you are with a cover-letter video.
Upload your video to YouTube or Vimeo using .mov, .avi, or a .mpg file.
We look forward to meeting you." Well, I guess that's meeting me.
I swear I don't even know what language that was. What are you doing tonight, Ben?
Oh, yeah. No, no, we gotta do that again, for sure, but okay if we take a rain check?
You're awful cute, you know that?
The tech stuff might take a bit to figure out.
I had to call my 9-year-old grandson just to find out what a USB connector was.
But I'll get there. Eager to learn. Also, I want you to know I've been a company man all my life.
I'm loyal, I'm trustworthy, and I'm good in a crisis. And I love that you're right here in Brooklyn.
- Good news, I found a size eight in navy.
- No, you are right. That package should have arrived by now.
- Yep, these pants are awesome if you have hips. Super slimming.
Okay, let me just review this with you.
You have six bridesmaids. You ordered six of the silk chiffon Antoinette dresses in pink.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do about this. I am gonna call the vendor and have this fixed today.
This is done. And, Rachel, have a great wedding.
Oh, my God, how did that happen?
I know, I know, I'm late for something.
You see why I take customer service calls?
I mean, it's so good. You learn so much. Okay, what's up? What am I doing?
Okay, Cameron was waiting for you, but had another meeting.
He said he'll be back at 2:00. Um, everyone needs you to sign off on tomorrow's homepage.
And your 11:00 is in the big conference room. So is your 11:10.
Finance needs you, and I guess you e-mailed a bunch of people at 4:00 a.m. about something?
Oh, good, I forgot about that.
I want to figure out a way for friends to shop together online.
Make it less of an alone thing. E-mail me that idea, will you?
Yeah, I like that. Um, is now a good time to call your mom back?
Oh! Oh, what a mess- This is the middle of the office. Don't do... Don't put that--
Hi. I'm Ben Whittaker. I received an e-mail about an interview for the senior intern program.
It's going good, real good. Thank you.
-Excellent. Take a seat around the corner, and someone from talent acquisition will come get you.
Okay, you guys have to remember; the homepage has to read in a glance.
Also, you have to get back like this if you wanna see what it looks like if you're, like, over 35.
Okay, so I can't read anything, but if I could, what do you want me to see?
"Five Girls, One Shirt" or "Check Out The Fit"?
Well, both, but what I really want you to see is the shirt worn by five different body types.
Okay, then you gotta make me see that. Try making the photo grid bigger. I love that five.
Can we make it more graphic? Yeah, that's cool. Maybe hero the girl in the red shirt.
That is a great red. It is going to fly outta here.
I needed you to sign off on this, like, two hours ago.
I know, I know, but can you try?
Mia? Tell me that thing again.
Oh, 40% of our visitors don't go past the homepage, which isn't so bad
Okay, so... The Antoinette dress. Major screw-up by the vendor.
There's gonna be a couple of interviews today, Ben.
We wanna make sure that we both find the right fit.
Business as usual is not really our motto, so we hope you have some fun here.
Okay, good. Where'd you go to school?
Hey, my brother went to Northwestern.
Probably not at the same time.
Probably not. He graduated in 2009.
Wow, what was your major? Do you remember?
And after Northwestern, you went on to...
Phonebooks. I was in charge of overseeing the printing of the physical phonebook.
I did that for over 20 years, and before that I was their VP of sales and advertising.
So, do they still make phonebooks? I mean, doesn't everyone just Google numbers?
I believe they do, but before Google that was how you got...
So 40 years at the phonebook company? That is amazing, seriously.
And take your time. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Yeah, sure. Yeah, whatever. Um... Wait. Did not realize you were 70.
That question just doesn't work for you, does it? Should we just scratch that one and just move on?
You look great, by the way, so great, and you're clearly more than qualified for this job.
You're actually, like, way overqualified, and we were so impressed.
You had great interviews, great video. You nailed it, Ben. Congrats. You're an intern.
Hey. I need you for two minutes, uninterrupted.
Remember a few weeks ago, we talked about the senior intern program?
Really? We had a whole, big conversation about it.
We did? Okay, remind me. Seniors in high school or college?
No, no, no. Seniors in life. Older people.
I told you I felt like we needed to do an outreach program.
You definitely seemed to be liking the idea, so I set it in motion. It's gonna be great.
Hold, please. You're hiring senior citizen interns?
There's been a ton of research on this, and the results are actually incredible.
Do they eventually want jobs here?
No, darling, they're all retired. They just want the experience.
And I would like one to work directly with you.
Wait, Cameron, no. First of all, I'm not great with older people.
You know how I am with my parents. This could be... Why do I have to have one?
Because you have to set the tone. Now, would you prefer a man or a woman?
There's a great 72-year-old woman, really cute.
That's like the same age as my mom. That's too weird.
That's fine. There's a man everyone loves.
He seems amazing. I watched his video with the whole group. People were crying.
Okay, this is not going to work, in my opinion.
But how long do I have to do this for? Minimum?
I know we never talked about this.
Yeah, we did. For real. He starts tomorrow.
Hmm. Back in action. Thank God.
We all work on this one floor, and that is because we are all about communication and teamwork.
That woman does not like to waste time. Plus, she counts it as exercise.
Hey. How you doing? I'm Davis.
Hi, Davis. Ben Whittaker. Exciting place, huh?
Oh, my God. They had one opening for a regular-age intern, no offense.
All right, a few words about Jules. She started About The Fit only 18 months ago.
This whole idea was hatched at Jules' kitchen table right here in Brooklyn.
Jules tried everything on that she sold, described the fit herself, and apparently, it worked.
Hey, Ben, are you gonna wear a suit every day?
Confident. I like how you roll. I like it a lot.
- We just hit a record high of 2,500 likes on Instagram.
And that's what we do when something good happens around here.
New interns, grab a seat at one of the intern tables over there.
Okay, let me Instagram this. Moment in time. Gray is the new green. Take a seat.
Welcome, Ben. Your internship will be directly with our founder; Jules Ostin
Floater. Love! Hey, Ben, what'd you get?
Looks like I'm gonna be a personal intern.
Hi, Ben. I have secured an appointment for you to meet with Jules Ostin today at 3:55 p.m.
Please be prompt, as Jules has another meeting at 4:00 p- m-
All right, I'm going to merchandising.
it's perfect. Yes, I'll try to have her there at 5:00.
Um, no, wait, I booked her with a vendor at 5:15. I'm sorry. I'll call you back. Yes, hello?
Hi, I'm Ben Whittaker. I have a 3:55 appointment with Ms. Ostin
3:55? I thought she was meeting with her new intern.
I'm sorry. Uh, how are you an intern?
It's the new senior intern program. It just started today.
Oh, my God. Um... How old are you?
I'm 24. I know, I look older. It's the job. It ages you. Which won't be great in your case. Sorry.
I actually thought you looked younger.
Just talk fast. She hates slow talkers. Maybe that's just when I talk slow.
Don't dawdle in any way. Just keep it moving. And don't forget to blink.
Yeah, she hates when people don't blink. It weirds her out. But it's 3:57.
This meeting that she's in just took up, like, two of your... They're out. Go, go, go.
Go. Yeah. What? Oh, yeah, I'm here.
Hi, Jules? I'm Ben, your new intern.
I'm glad you also see the humor in this.
So, Ben... I was gonna say what is a nice guy like you doing at 8 place like this?
But Cameron gave me the drill, so can I just be honest with you?
I'm not gonna have a lot for you to do.
If you ask me, I think that you'd be much better off working in creative or marketing.
It's a little bit slower pace, maybe a little bit easier to grasp.
If you requested a transfer, we can make that happen.
You'll be happier, believe me. I am not so fun to work for.
Not really, sir. I'm terribly sorry. Excuse me.
Okay. Well, then looks like you're stuck with me.
I will e-mail you when I have something for you to do.
Or I could just stop by a few times a day, check in...
I'll e-mail you. Also, don't feel like you have to dress up. I mean, we're super cas here.
Well, I'm comfortable in a suit, if it's okay.
Exactly. At least I'll stand out.
I don't think you need a suit to do that.
True. Well, I think we did it in less than two minutes. I'll wait to hear from you.
Doesn't matter. Open, actually. You'll get used to me.
Hi. Hi. Hi. Howdy. What do you need? No.
- Can you run that up to them?
- Yeah, no, no. We love the whole line, mark.
Okay, so you can zoom out. Like that.
I'm going to a meeting. I'll be back in an hour. We'll talk then?
And then you can just click here to buy it.
Can't leave before the boss leaves, Davis.
Looks like you're gonna be here a while. All right.
See you in the morning, Ben. Have a good night.
How about I push, you deliver?
I like that there's four faves instead of three, but can I see the one without the jacket just to...
Yeah, but I don't understand how to...
All right, here's what I think we should do.
Hey, hey, look. Here she comes. Watch how she won't even...
Hey, Beck. What's up? You look really nice. How long can a woman be mad at you for?
Well, it kind of depends on what you did.
Well, first of all, nothing on purpose. We were going out for a minute.
I didn't know she was her roommate. I met her out. How would I know that?
Ben, tell me. I don't know this stuff. You're olden
You've been through a lot. I mean, you have a lot of experience.
How long do you think she'll be mad at me for?
Jay, I have zero experience with women, and I can tell you, there's no coming back from that one.
I assume you talked to her, apologized, told her how much she means to you...
You didn't talk to her? What did you do, send her a tweet?
No, of course not. I, like, texted her a billion times. She didn't answer, so then I e-mailed her.
But it was, like, a nice e-mail. It was along one, well-thought-out.
Subject line I wrote, llllm Sorrylll with like a ton of "O's."
So it was like, "I'm sorry," with a sad emoticon where he's crying at the side of its little cheek.
I should probably actually just talk to her, huh? Obviously.
Oh, did yesterday's numbers come in?
I noticed my intern sure keeps busy.
Mr. Congeniality. He's a very big hit. Everybody loves him.
Okay, do not look at that desk. It's like the office junk drawer. It's just gonna drive you crazy.
You just did that. What are you, preparing for surgery?
Okay, seriously? How did this even happen?
No, no, I can set it up. She's just in a meeting.
Hi, something I can help you with?
Yes, Jules spilled soy sauce on her Saint Laurent jacket. Can you take it to the photo studio?
There's lots of cleaners and stuff in there.
They would like us to consider the possibility...
...of meeting with some potential CEOs.
Wow. I did not see that coming. why? uh... Am I too inexperienced at running a business?
I didn't go to Harvard? My methods aren't by the book? I mean, isn't that how we got here?
Really? I need adult supervision? Could we be doing better?
We hit our five-year goal in nine months.
Exactly. Jules, we can't keep up with our own success. You know that.
You're an hour late to every meeting. We have a name for it,
"Jules Standard Time." And look, I get it. There's only so many hours in the day.
We're all playing catch-up. Our tech guys work until 2:00, 3:00 in the morning.
Customer service is slammed. We're running out of inventory.
But isn't this what a startup is? What? Say it. What is everyone so worried about?
That it's all going too fast, and it could get away from us.
Our investors just think that a seasoned CEO could take some things off your plate.
That's all. Just free you up to do what you do great.
You come up with the ideas, and let somebody else make the trains run on time.
But, Cameron, this new person, they are going to want to do things their way.
Well, Gilt Groupe brought in a CEO. How are they doing?
I mean, get me CEO lessons, you know?
Uh, excuse me. I apologize, but Becky said you needed something taken care of on your jacket
The VCs made up a list of potential CEOs. Let's just take a look at the list.
Explore it, then decide. Baby steps.
Ben. Something big going on in there?
You were in there a long time.
Psst! Say something about me to her.
No, you have to do it. On my way, boss.
Hey, Ben. Ben. How old's that briefcase?
It's a 1973 Executive Ashburn attach. They don't make it anymore.
Oh, my God. Somebody cleaned up that desk.
I swear, I was gonna stay late and do this myself.
Ben came in at 7:00 this morning and did it.
Ben Whittaker. Someone's very happy.
Brilliant. Thank you. Best thing that's happened around here all week.
This is your gift for a job well done. I'm Fiona, the house masseuse.
It feels great, actually. Thank you.
Okay. You're a little bit tight, Ben.
Well, I haven't sat at a desk for a while. My body's not used to it.
No, I get it. Plus, they say sitting is the new smoking.
Let me see what I can do. I spotted you in the lunchroom. I wondered who you were.
Yeah. Then someone told me you were an intern. That's pretty cool of you to do this.
Well, it's a brave new world. Thought I'd jump in. See what it's all about.
Yeah, I know. Absolutely. I'm constantly amazed at what they do here. Love bein' a part of it.
Yeah. There. Yeah. Right there. How's that, Ben?
Okay, good. Good, good. There, good.
A little tight right here. Is that better?
Well, it was nice to meet you, Ben. Love that there's another oldie but goodie here.
You're not as old as I thought you were.
Wait, so you're saying you shave every day?
Okay, and even if you know that you're not gonna see anyone that you know?
I'm on CheapApartments.com and I literally can't afford a single apartment in all of Brooklyn.
My parents gave me two weeks to find a place, and that's just not gonna happen.
Hey, I'm in no rush, but apparently they are.
All right, here. Let me see your phone. Cheap partments. com. Have you tried Craigslist?
Yeah, I'm Ben. I work for Jules.
Yeah, she'll be down in a minute.
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Why don't you tell her you can't drive her today, or I'm gonna have to.
Yeah. Jules. I'm sorry to do this, but I'm actually not feeling so hot.
Not sure I should be driving. I wouldn't wanna give you anything.
Oh, sure. Yeah, no, you should take the day off and feel better, okay?
That's okay. Becky can drive me.
Really? You wanna give her more to do?
I hope you don't mind if I don't get in the front. I'm not trying to be rude.
I just think better in the back. I mean, I could get in the front...
Yeah. Yeah. And everything you hear in the car is strictly confidential. Okay?
Yeah. So, what's up? How's everything?
Well, your dad and I are finally putting together all our research at the hospital.
I hear you typing. That's better.
So we've been studying women under 40 who sleepless than six hours a night.
Are you kidding me? You know I haven't slept in two years.
Well, I can't change the facts, dean
Mom, you Know what? I'm rushing into the city for a meeting, and I need to prepare.
Can I call you when I get home?
Hey, how we doin '? Did you look over the material on Atwood?
Yeah, I did. Uh, he had a great run at Travelocity and Citigroup, and I get it. He's major.
And the best thing about him is he's been watching us, and he loves what we're doing.
But he's only one of the names on the list. So if you don't like him, we move on.
But, Jules, try to be open. He's supposed to be brilliant. And the VCs love him. A lot.
Mark Zuckerberg never brought in a CEO, and he was a teenager.
Okay. Oh, thanks, but you don't have to. I can open the door.
Okay, so this shouldn't take more than an hour. But if you can't stay here,
I'll call Becky, and then she'll find you, and then you can just pull up...
I think I forgot to eat today.
Should I pick you up some sushi?
No, I eat too much mercury. I'll be fine. I'm good. I'm actually kind of nauseous, so...
Oh, I picked you up some soup from a place I know.
Thanks. You really didn't have to do... Oh, my God, that smells so good.
Oh, and I think that he would replace us as soon as he got the chance.
Oh, and... The man never blinked. An Olympian non-blinken
It's okay. I really won't bite.
And I hate to say it, but try to get some sleep.
Here's my favorite girl. Hey, baby.
Kind of okay. But you know what? Maddie said she didn't wanna be my friend anymore.
AW! You know what? I don't think she meant it. She'd miss you too much.
I'm startin' to think that Maddie is bipolar. We go through this every other day.
Aw. Oh, how was your meeting? It was today, right?
Mommy, I think I'm winning. Look!
Yeah, that's the Play-Doh cake challenge.
We 're not finishing until tomorrow, so please hold on all judging.
Well, I gotta say, I love the pink one a lot.
That's mine. Are you happy at me?
I am so happy at you. I'm beyond happy at you.
Daddy helped me with the icing.
Good job, you guys. So, how about I give you your bath?
Wait, hang on. I was waiting for your call. So you didn't like the guy?
He wasn't a good fit for me. But a lot of other names on the list, so...
[: Ben, I haven't seen you in days.]
That's right, homey. Ben's got a job.
[Patty: Oh, you're never home. What do you do? Never mind. It's Patty.]
Hi, Fiona. It's Ben Whittaker from About The Fit.
Oh, hey. It's good to hear your voice.
Oh, it's good to hear your voice, too.
It was great meeting you today.
I called you quicker than you thought I would.
I know. I'm sorry I fell asleep in there. I just passed out.
I know we had a plan to have a grown-up conversation. You wanna Netflix something?
Hmm? I'm sorry, I just fell out for a second.
Paige learned to say "humongous" today.
Cracks me up. She looks at me, she says, "You're a very humongous dad, Dad"
Aw. Oh, God. You know I hate to sound like the other moms.
But I'm starting to feel like I need a little me time.
Can't keep my eyes open, Jule. We'll do it tomorrow, okay? Can you turn out your light?
Hey, Ben. It's Becky. From Jules' office?
Jules' driver is M. LA. He's not answering any of my texts.
I know you drove Jules yesterday, and I didn't hear any complaints.
So can you pick her up this morning?
Okay, so be there at 7:45, ring the bell, and walk away. She'll know it's you.
Hang on. I'm comin'. Hi, here for Jules?
Uh, yeah, hi, sorry. I'll wait in the car.
Uh, she's on a call. Do you wanna come in? I just made some coffee.
Good to meet you. Come on in. Uh, Legos everywhere, so watch your step.
Maybe feature some bloggers on the homepage?
Have a seat, Ben. Hey, Paige, this is Ben. He works with Mommy.
I'm playing Princess Memory Game.
Oh, yeah. Looks like you're about to win.
That's okay. Everyone thinks it's hysterical.
These three are. These two are laundry. And, uh, this button... This button is missing.
Hey, and, honey, uh, before you leave, just gotta go over a couple things.
Matty, did an ATF box arrive for me?
Uh, I think I'll just wait out...